"If I...
Stumbled on a watch I'd assume it had a watchmaker,
That a muffin presupposes a baker,
So you must agree sooner or later,
That this proves that there's a creator.
So if I put my foot in a stinker,
You'd assume the existence of a sphincter,
Thus you don't need to be a great thinker
To conclude that God's a bum."
-Tim Minchin
Friday, October 1, 2010
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Oh to be a 90s kid
I remember watching Baywatch as a kid and wondering what the hell those red floaty things were for. I didn't stew in my ignorance though. I asked my father. And he told me.
Regardless of its cheese factor, this is a really good song. And you KNOW it.
Monday, September 27, 2010
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Shitstickles!
I'm so pissed off! I'm trying to register to work as a radiographer in the UK and just found out it can take up to 3/4 months for the application to be processed. Jesus. That's totally made my day. :(
Plus, on top of that, if I don't get some decent post-graduate work experience here soon, it will probably be very difficult for me to compete in an already highly competitive jobs market over there.
Ideally, I would love to work in London or Edinburgh. If all goes well that's where I'll be this time next year.
Thank you economy, you've fucked me over once again.
Friday, September 24, 2010
QUOTE OF THE DAY
Rick: Hey, wouldn't it be amazing if all this money was real?
Vyvyan: That is the single most predictable and BORING thing that anyone could ever say whilst playing Monopoly.
- The Young Ones
Blonde goes back to work after 30 years
Some of the comments below from people who don't get it make me weep for society.
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