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Rick: Hey, wouldn't it be amazing if all this money was real? 
                                              
Vyvyan: That is the single most predictable and BORING thing that anyone could ever say whilst playing Monopoly. 

                                                                    

- The Young Ones                                  

Blonde goes back to work after 30 years

Some of the comments below from people who don't get it make me weep for society.

I ♥ London

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Ladles and Jellyspoons,

I come before you, to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
There will be a mothers' meeting for fathers only.
Admission is free, pay at the door,
Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.
We will be discussing the four corners of the round table.

Author: Unknown

Today DEXA. Tomorrow the world!

Today at work, I am being trained to use one of these:

It's a DEXA (Dual Energy X-ray Absorptiometry) scanner for measuring bone density. Have never done DEXA before so this should be fun. Something to have on the CV anyway.

I'll stop. I can see you're bursting with excitement for me.

Bernard Pivot Questionnaire

I've watched a good few episodes of Inside the Actors Studio on YouTube. At the end of every interview, the presenter asks a kind of personality questionnaire invented by Bernard Pivot. It's quite interesting hearing people's answers. Here are the 10 questions with my answers:

What’s your favourite word? 
Phosphorescent/Zeitgeist

What’s your least favourite word? 

Ointment

 
What turns you on? 
Funny people

 
What turns you  off?  
Politics

 
What sound or noise do you love?  
Golf club hitting a golf ball

 
What sound or noise do you hate?    
Hoover/ringing telephone

 
What is your favourite curse word?  
FUCK!

 
What profession would you like to attempt?  
Comic actor

 
What profession would you not like to attempt?  
Salesperson

 
If heaven exists, what you like God to say when you arrive at the pearly gates?   

Surprised to see me?

I love Hugh Laurie's answers:

 

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