Your Mission, should you choose to accept it....

Inversoft. Pronto.

Boredom strikes

Things I know

I haven't actually written much on this blog so far. I'm more the visual type so I automatically prefer pictures to text. But anyhooo....I thought I should write something. Because that's the point no? 

I've often heard writers say you should write about 'what you know'. Well, I'm fairly certain that 'what I know' is unlikely to inspire or even interest much. But then again, I find it hard to care. So here it goes. 

I know:
 

- How to take and interpret x-rays.

- How to make ass-kicking pancakes.

- A lot about comedy.

- How to draw cartoons.

- How to annoy my twin.

- What I'm having for dinner later.
- How to shoot and score free throws in basketball.

- How to navigate the subway systems of New York, London and Athens.

- How to avoid a fist fight.

- How to detect insincerity.

- How to edit videos.

- How to be a total slob and a neat-freak.
- How to switch efficiently from one to the other.

- That God doesn't exist.

- When to shut up.

Here. Kill 15-20 minutes.

Liquid Particles......funsies

Edinburgh Fringe

If you've never been.........

Mad bastards

Sword Swallower

Reasonable?

Haggis. Not for me. *gets sick at thought*

Edinburgh Castle

Performance art

A spot of Tequila

                                                                                                                                      ....... GO!

QUOTE OF THE DAY

"DROWN THE FISHES!!!!"

- Drop Dead Fred.

Sucka.

This is my cat (1 of 2). We've had her since she was born but never got around to giving her a name. We just referred to her as 'Fat Cat' as opposed to her trimmer (though eviler) sister 'Little Cat'. Recently, I've taken to calling her 'Lipo' on account of her weight loss since coming off steroid treatment (for an autoimmune disorder...long story). She says hi. But is keeping an eye on you.